The Ankle Monitors Are Sexy Tee from Unethical Threads says what the justice system won't. Heavyweight cotton graphic tee for people whose humor has a record of its own. If your type has a curfew, wear it proud.
Heavyweight cotton, unisex relaxed fit, and a polite suggestion that the whales are handling it. Is this shirt actually about whales?. Everyone else will be fine. Much like the whales. It's also for the crowd that understands caring about things and being insufferable about things are two very different skills.
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The My Body Her Choice Tee from Unethical Threads is a dark-humor parody graphic tee that takes a well-known slogan and twists it in the worst possible direction. Heavyweight cotton, DTG printed, and built for people who'd rather be funny than polite.
The Feeling Pretty Vulnerable Ugly Guys Tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone whose self-awareness has fully outpaced their self-esteem. You know exactly who you are, and now everyone else will too.
The Rock Out With Your C ck Out tee from Unethical Threads is exactly as crude as it sounds, and that's the whole point. This is the inappropriate humor shirt you bring to festivals, bachelor parties, and anywhere the dress code says "don't.".
Self-deprecating dark humor for anyone who's made peace with the mirror. It's the slow reveal that makes it hit. Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after one wash (your back-print deserves a solid canvas).
Unethical Threads made this tee for anyone who hits margarita number three and suddenly believes they're bilingual. Black tee, which conveniently hides the salsa you're going to spill. If they can take a joke (and they can, they're still your friend after the incident), wrap it up.
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This is sapphic humor with plausible deniability built right in. Wear it to brunch. Wear it to Pride. The Crossed Scissors Tee from Unethical Threads features two scissors crossed like a coat of arms.