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Who wears a Cinco de Drinko shirt?. Is this a good Cinco de Mayo gift?. It's the best Cinco de Mayo gift. Is this shirt only for Cinco de Mayo?. The kind of person who has strong opinions about margarita salt and weak opinions about pacing themselves.

Design's on the back, so people get the punchline as you walk away. You don't need the joke explained. You lived through the joke. Almost certainly. The front is blank, so people won't see it coming until you walk past them.

Heavyweight cotton graphic tee that says what your bar tab already proves. People who treat their liver like a sparring partner and find that relatable rather than concerning. The weekend warrior. Is this shirt actually about drinking?.

It's a funny drinking shirt that says what your carbon footprint calculator won't. Is this actually about recycling?. People who care about the planet just enough to feel guilty, but not enough to stop drinking.

The design lives on the back, so you can walk away from any situation and still get the last word. Heavyweight cotton, unisex fit, zero subtlety. This is a shirt for people who commit to the bit. And honestly, you're probably right.

It's a funny graphic tee printed on heavyweight cotton. It's about the very human experience of caring a lot, getting tired, and choosing peace. No gift receipt needed. 100% cotton. Unisex fit S-2XL.