Heavyweight cotton graphic tee that says what your bar tab already proves. People who treat their liver like a sparring partner and find that relatable rather than concerning. The weekend warrior. Is this shirt actually about drinking?.
It's a funny drinking shirt that says what your carbon footprint calculator won't. Is this actually about recycling?. People who care about the planet just enough to feel guilty, but not enough to stop drinking.
You already know what this shirt is about. If that makes you uncomfortable, it's doing its job. DTG printed graphic that stays sharp and vibrant through the wash cycle gauntlet. Turn it inside out, wash cold, and it'll stay looking sharp.
People who made tequila a personality trait and stopped apologizing for it. Crew neck, because even tequila people have standards. Pair it with an actual bottle if you're feeling generous. Not even close.
No guessing sizes (S-4XL, relaxed fit). No wondering if they'll get it. They'll get it. They probably already live it. The Im Not Saying Im An Alcoholic But My Blood Type Is Margar-Ita Positive shirt says what your friends already know, printed on heavyweight cotton that holds up better than your liver will.
Wear it, own it, watch the room split. It looks good there, honestly. They will not forget this one. Crew neck, classic cut. People who peak at barbecues and in group chats. The friend everyone's a little nervous to introduce to new people.
Heavyweight cotton, because at least your wardrobe choices can be sustainable. If you've ever described humanity's run as "good while it lasted," this is your uniform. You care about the planet. You just also have eyes.
Heavyweight cotton, graphic tee, maximum dismissive energy. You care about the earth, you just don't care about their lecture. It's pre-shrunk. Wash it hot, wash it cold, it holds its shape. People who recycle but draw the line at being guilt-tripped about it.
The Rock Your Cock Out Tee from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like. A graphic tee with the design on the back, saying what you're too polite to say to anyone's face. Subtlety left the building and this shirt held the door open.
The Ankle Monitors Are Sexy Tee is a backprint graphic tee from Unethical Threads for people who think the justice system's hottest accessory goes on your ankle. The design sits on the back of the shirt, so everyone behind you knows exactly where you stand on court-ordered jewelry.