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Johnny Gentle: Make O.N.A.N. Hygienic Again!

Free shipping on all additional shirts! (United States only) Check out our Ebay store with more awesome shirts. Click Here To Visit Out Ebay Store! Here's another shirt inspired by Infinite Jest, one of our favorite books. Johnny Gentle is the president in that novel, a former lounge singer and B-movie actor, an ultra-right "hunt deer with automatic weapons" candidate mixed with an ultra-left "save the ozone" type. He's a political outsider, campaigning on cleaning up the swampy government, cleaning up the waterways and shooting our trash into space. Gentle is a total buffoon and a complete embarrassment to the country, but we'd take him over Trump any day. Vote for Johnny Gentle 2020, let's Make O.N.A.N. Hygienic Again!This is a high-quality silkscreen and not a heat transfer. We ship internationally too!Adult sizes available from S-XXL. This design is printed on the "Midnight Navy" Next Level #3600 (100% Cotton). Please google this style number for sizing charts. Payment by Paypal only. We have lots of eclectic, cool shirts! Simply click on the “Visit my eBay store” seller link above and that will direct you to our whole store of awesome, wacky designs! Most orders ship within 24 hours of receiving payment - please be aware we do only ship on business days and delays may occur on or around nationally recognized holidays.

O.N.A.N. Infinite Jest David Foster Wallace T-Shirt

Free shipping on all additional shirts! (United States only) Check out our Ebay store with more awesome shirts. Click Here To Visit Out Ebay Store! Have you ever read the book Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace? It's fantastic, but the thing is that it's over 1000 pages and super hard to read. People who finish the book say it is one of the greatest accomplishments in their lives. For real.So what is ONAN? In the near future, Canada, Mexico, and the United States merge into one country deemed the Organization of North American Nations. This shirt is our take on what the logo for ONAN would look like. Idiot Genius right? We sure think so, and literary critics everywhere seem to agree with us.This is a high-quality silkscreen and not a heat transfer. We ship internationally too! Adult sizes available from S-XXL. This design is printed on the "Cardinal" Next Level #6210 (60% Cotton / 40% Polyester). Please Google these style names and numbers for appropriate size charts. Payment by Paypal only. We have lots of eclectic, cool shirts! Simply click on the “Visit my eBay store” seller link above and that will direct you to our whole store of awesome, wacky designs! Most orders ship within 24 hours of receiving payment - please be aware we do only ship on business days and delays may occur on or around nationally recognized holidays.