Heavyweight cotton, DTG-printed, and way funnier than whatever excuse you were going to use. It's heavyweight cotton with a broken-in feel. Not stiff, not flimsy. The kind of shirt you grab first out of the drawer.
The I'm Not A Cactus Expert But I Know A Prick When I See One Tee is Unethical Threads at peak passive-aggressive. Heavyweight cotton that feels substantial, not like a tissue paper situation. The design is printed on the back.
The design lives on the back of the shirt, so people read it as you walk away. Perfect timing. This isn't subtle, and that's the whole point. 100% cotton. Unisex fit S-2XL. DTG print. DTG printing locks the color in.
You were never going to change the world anyway. Might as well get comfortable and own it. Pre-shrunk, so no surprise crop top after the first wash. The Be The Change I'm Changing The Channel Tee says what a gift card never could.
The Ankle Monitors Are Sexy Tee from Unethical Threads says what the justice system won't: those little blinking bracelets have a certain charm. This tee is for anyone who looked at an ankle monitor and thought "accessorize.".
The Cinco De Mayo More Like Cinco Go Die Yo Black Tee is Unethical Threads saying what you're already thinking every May 5th. DTG printed on heavyweight cotton. This isn't a safe gift. It's an "I know you, and this is exactly your speed" gift.
If the title made you laugh, you're the target audience. 100% cotton. Unisex fit S-2XL. DTG print. That's the whole point. Crew neck for when you want to keep things classic while the graphic does the heavy lifting.
This is a funny margarita drinking shirt from Unethical Threads that announces your blood type as Margar-Ita Positive. The I'm Not Saying I'm An Alcoholic But My Blood Type Is Margar-Ita Positive Black Tee is for anyone whose liver has a longer rap sheet than their actual criminal record.
Black graphic tee, white text, zero subtlety. You know exactly what this is. It gets a laugh from strangers and a knowing nod from bartenders. Pair it with shorts you probably shouldn't still own and you've got a whole mood.
The Cinco de Drinko Sponsored By Bad Choices Black Tee is Unethical Threads' official uniform for anyone who treats May 5th less like a cultural celebration and more like a personal challenge. Heavyweight cotton.