Honest, self-aware, and probably holding a Corona. Is this a good Cinco de Mayo gift?. Can I wear this on Cinco de Mayo?. Until now. Crew neck with DTG printing for color that outlasts your Cinco hangover.
Dark humor, heavyweight cotton, design on the back where your enemies can read it as you leave. Skip the gift card. Heavyweight cotton. Not see-through, not flimsy, and it doesn't feel like you're wearing a tissue.
Your mom plus tequila season. It's the kind of thing you wear when you've already made peace with who you are. It's about Cinco de Drinko, which is what happens when you celebrate Cinco de Mayo but replace the culture with tequila and poor decisions.
Heavyweight cotton, solid DTG print, and a life philosophy you can wear to the bar. People who think a shot of Patron counts as self-care. Is this shirt actually about drinking tequila instead of going to therapy?.
Heavyweight cotton. If you already laughed at this, just buy it. We made it for the first group. It's the real deal. The type whose humor gets them quietly removed from family text threads. This tee sits right in the overlap of "too soon" and "too perfect.".
You get it or you don't. Not everyone needs to get it. That's kind of the point. All three reactions are correct. If you need everyone in the room to be comfortable, this is not your shirt. Crew neck.
The I Belong To Mommy Tee from Unethical Threads is a graphic tee for the grown adult who never quite cut the cord. This shirt is for the ones who didn't. The I Belong To Mommy Tee lands differently depending on who opens it, and that's the whole point.
The 2026 Will Be My Year Funny New Year Resolution Tee from Unethical Threads is basically a spreadsheet of your failures, printed on cotton. Every year from 2016 to 2025 crossed out in red because none of those were your year.
A funny graphic tee that celebrates the gap between good intentions and actual effort. This tee is for the self-aware crowd that knows their carbon footprint is more Sasquatch than sparrow, and they've made peace with it.
Only at Unethical Threads. If your group chat has no boundaries, this is your uniform. It's a hit-and-run in cotton form. Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a collar.