Vintage Reebok tee in grey with “REEBOK 1895” and the classic vector logo. Tagged S/CH/P (Small), made in Pakistan — dates to 90s/early 2000s production. Measurements: 19” pit to pit, 27” length. Good vintage condition, no notable flaws. All shown in photos. Ships within 1-2 business days via USPS.
Who wears a Cinco de Drinko shirt?. Is this a good Cinco de Mayo gift?. It's the best Cinco de Mayo gift. Is this shirt only for Cinco de Mayo?. The kind of person who has strong opinions about margarita salt and weak opinions about pacing themselves.
Design's on the back, so people get the punchline as you walk away. You don't need the joke explained. You lived through the joke. Almost certainly. The front is blank, so people won't see it coming until you walk past them.
It's a funny drinking shirt that says what your carbon footprint calculator won't. Is this actually about recycling?. People who care about the planet just enough to feel guilty, but not enough to stop drinking.
Heavyweight cotton, unisex fit, and a punchline that needs no explanation. You already know. Most dads get socks or a tie they'll never wear. This is the shirt your dad will actually put on and then refuse to take off at the cookout.
The design lives on the back, so you can walk away from any situation and still get the last word. Heavyweight cotton, unisex fit, zero subtlety. This is a shirt for people who commit to the bit. And honestly, you're probably right.
If you squint. Almost certainly. That's not a bug, it's a feature. Heavyweight cotton that feels like an actual shirt, not a tissue with sleeves. The full design is printed across the upper back. The front is blank, so people get the reveal when you walk past them.
It's a funny graphic tee printed on heavyweight cotton. It's about the very human experience of caring a lot, getting tired, and choosing peace. No gift receipt needed. 100% cotton. Unisex fit S-2XL.
A back print that lets everyone behind you know you take your baking (and your innuendos) seriously. Dad humor with just enough plausible deniability to wear around the in-laws. Skip it for anyone who needs the joke explained.
The Earth Is Fine You're The Problem Tee from Unethical Threads is a heavyweight cotton graphic tee for anyone who's done pretending the planet's biggest issue isn't us. Unisex fit, DTG printed, and blunt enough to save you the trouble of explaining your worldview at the cookout.