The 2026 Will Be My Year Funny New Year Resolution Tee from Unethical Threads is basically a spreadsheet of your failures, printed on cotton. Every year from 2016 to 2025 crossed out in red because none of those were your year.
A funny graphic tee that celebrates the gap between good intentions and actual effort. This tee is for the self-aware crowd that knows their carbon footprint is more Sasquatch than sparrow, and they've made peace with it.
Only at Unethical Threads. If your group chat has no boundaries, this is your uniform. It's a hit-and-run in cotton form. Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a collar.
Heavyweight cotton graphic tee with DTG printing. Terrible financial advice, excellent shirt. If they drink tequila and skip therapy, yes. If they do both, also yes. That's not an insult. That's love.
Heavyweight cotton. If you already laughed at this, just buy it. We made it for the first group. It's the real deal. The type whose humor gets them quietly removed from family text threads. This tee sits right in the overlap of "too soon" and "too perfect.".
You get it or you don't. Not everyone needs to get it. That's kind of the point. All three reactions are correct. If you need everyone in the room to be comfortable, this is not your shirt. Crew neck.
The Shrim Tee from Unethical Threads is a phone screen showing an incoming call from "shrim," complete with a photo of a shrimp and all the buttons you'd expect. The misspelling is the point. If you know, you know.
Boyfriends who've accepted their fate. If your boyfriend already makes this joke about himself, wrapping it in cotton is just confirming what everyone already knows. Is this a good gift for my boyfriend?.
The I Flirt As A Joke And Panic When It Works Tee Tee is for the bold, the unbothered, and anyone who's tired of keeping it polite. Bold graphic, premium heavy cotton, and a fit that says you showed up on purpose.
It says exactly what you think it says. If you've ever been told "you can't wear that," this is the shirt they were talking about. It's not for everyone, and that's the entire point. The Rock Out With Your C ck Out tee is for people who already know they're an asshole and decided to lean into it.