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Jack Burton It's All In The Reflexes T Shirt. Just remember what ol’ Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol’ storm right square in the eye and he says, “Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it." - Jack BurtonThis is a black screen print available on a 100% cotton Gildan or Anvil T Shirt. Just select the color and size you want. Other colors are available so feel free to message me if you'd like a different color.

Skeleton Drinking Beer - Never Quit T Shirt. That's right - Rehab is for quitters. Don't be a quitter.This is a black screen print available on a 100% cotton Gildan or Anvil T Shirt. Just select the color and size you want. Other colors are available so feel free to message me if you'd like a different color.

I Knew It! I'm Surrounded By Assholes! T Shirt. KEEP FIRING, ASSHOLES!!!This is a black screen print available on a 100% cotton Gildan or Anvil T Shirt. Just select the color and size you want. Other colors are available so feel free to message me if you'd like a different color.

Whales Swimming In The Ocean T Shirt. This is a blue screen print available on a 100% cotton Gildan or Anvil T Shirt. Just select the color and size you want. Other colors are available so feel free to message me if you'd like a different color.

Snake Eyes Arashikage - G.I. Joe T Shirt. This is a red screen print available on a 100% cotton Gildan or Anvil T Shirt. Just select the color and size you want. Other colors are available so feel free to message me if you'd like a different color.

Now I Have A Machine Gun Ho Ho Ho T Shirt. John McClane doesn't need shoes or socks, just a machine gun with lots of bullets. Ho-Ho-Ho.This is a red screen print available on a 100% cotton Gildan or Anvil T Shirt. Just select the color and size you want. Other colors are available so feel free to message me if you'd like a different color.

REUNITE PANGAEA T Shirt. Reunite Pangaea For the Sake of Humanity!For starters let's clear something up, the correct spelling is Pangaea, not Pangea. Don't believe me? Google it and behold as the light of truth shines before your eyes! I know, there are other "Pangea" shirts out there but you need this one with the correct spelling of "Pangaea" so you look as smart as you most surely are.Pangaea is the theory that one supercontinent existed 300 million years ago right here on Planet Earth. After millions of years it broke apart into the individual continents we all know and love today. It even had it's own giant ocean called the Panthalassa Ocean, also known as the Paleo-Pacific Ocean. There were also thought to be other supercontinents well before Pangaea including Gondwana, Rodinia, Pannotia, Laurasia, Kenorland, Columbia, Ur, and Vaalbara. Geologist use fancy geological processes such subduction and continental drift to explain this stuff. Pretty cool.I love this shirt and I think you will too. Rally to the cause cuz we'll never truly be "One World" and one human race until we love each other and Reunite Pangaea! For the Sake of Humanity folks - buy this beautiful shirt!This is a dark green screen print available on a 100% cotton Gildan or Anvil T Shirt. Just select the color and size you want. Other colors are available so feel free to message me if you'd like a different color.

Chupacabra T Shirt. This is a black screen print available on a 100% cotton Gildan or Anvil T Shirt. Just select the color and size you want. Other colors are available so feel free to message me if you'd like a different color.

Donnie Darko And Frank The Rabbit 28:06:42:12 T Shirt. I didn't get around to seeing Donnie Darko til a few years ago and it really is a mindfucker. There is a lot to that movie that really speaks to me and if you're one of those people who say Donnie Darko makes no sense, please feel free to move along.This is a distressed and faded white screen print available on a 100% cotton Gildan or Anvil T Shirt. Just select the color and size you want. Other colors are available so feel free to message me if you'd like a different color.