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Heavyweight cotton, unisex fit, and a punchline that needs no explanation. You already know. Most dads get socks or a tie they'll never wear. This is the shirt your dad will actually put on and then refuse to take off at the cookout.

If you squint. Almost certainly. That's not a bug, it's a feature. Heavyweight cotton that feels like an actual shirt, not a tissue with sleeves. The full design is printed across the upper back. The front is blank, so people get the reveal when you walk past them.

A back print that lets everyone behind you know you take your baking (and your innuendos) seriously. Dad humor with just enough plausible deniability to wear around the in-laws. Skip it for anyone who needs the joke explained.

The My Liver Is On Vacation In The Icu After Cinco De Mayo Black Tee is Unethical Threads doing what we do best: saying the quiet part loud. People who treat Cinco De Mayo like a competitive sport. If you've ever woken up on May 6th wondering which organ to apologize to first, this one's for you.

This is not a subtle shirt. Almost certainly. That's sort of the point. People with a sense of humor and zero interest in playing it safe. You'll see this at tailgates, bachelor parties, and the kind of cookout where the host has strong opinions about charcoal.