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The Feeling Pretty Vulnerable Ugly Girls Tee from Unethical Threads puts one of the most unhinged pickup lines in internet history across your back in big block letters. It's self-deprecating, it's desperate, and it's funnier than anything in your closet right now.
The My Body Her Choice Tee from Unethical Threads is a dark-humor parody graphic tee that takes a well-known slogan and twists it in the worst possible direction. Heavyweight cotton, DTG printed, and built for people who'd rather be funny than polite.
The Feeling Pretty Vulnerable Ugly Guys Tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone whose self-awareness has fully outpaced their self-esteem. You know exactly who you are, and now everyone else will too.
The Rock Out With Your C ck Out tee from Unethical Threads is exactly as crude as it sounds, and that's the whole point. This is the inappropriate humor shirt you bring to festivals, bachelor parties, and anywhere the dress code says "don't.".
If you know, you know, and if you don't, this shirt isn't for you. The Tuff Tee is pure absurdist weirdcore for anyone whose sense of humor was permanently shaped by the internet. The pigeon has more drip than most people you went to high school with, and honestly that's just a fact at this point.
If you know, you know. That's the whole bit. There is no Gay Sex World Tour. The kind of person who owns this shirt doesn't need the joke explained. They've already sent it to three group chats. The people who can read it are your people.
The phrase "Life Ruined My Drugs" is an ironic flip of the old anti-drug slogan. This is the gift for your friend who handles things with humor instead of therapy (or in addition to therapy, we don't judge).
This is sapphic humor with plausible deniability built right in. Wear it to brunch. Wear it to Pride. The Crossed Scissors Tee from Unethical Threads features two scissors crossed like a coat of arms.
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