Self-deprecating dark humor for anyone who's made peace with the mirror. It's the slow reveal that makes it hit. Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after one wash (your back-print deserves a solid canvas).
Unethical Threads made this tee for anyone who hits margarita number three and suddenly believes they're bilingual. Black tee, which conveniently hides the salsa you're going to spill. If they can take a joke (and they can, they're still your friend after the incident), wrap it up.
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The Feeling Pretty Vulnerable Ugly Girls Tee from Unethical Threads puts one of the most unhinged pickup lines in internet history across your back in big block letters. It's self-deprecating, it's desperate, and it's funnier than anything in your closet right now.
The My Body Her Choice Tee from Unethical Threads is a dark-humor parody graphic tee that takes a well-known slogan and twists it in the worst possible direction. Heavyweight cotton, DTG printed, and built for people who'd rather be funny than polite.
If you know, you know, and if you don't, this shirt isn't for you. The Tuff Tee is pure absurdist weirdcore for anyone whose sense of humor was permanently shaped by the internet. The pigeon has more drip than most people you went to high school with, and honestly that's just a fact at this point.
If you know, you know. That's the whole bit. There is no Gay Sex World Tour. The kind of person who owns this shirt doesn't need the joke explained. They've already sent it to three group chats. The people who can read it are your people.
The phrase "Life Ruined My Drugs" is an ironic flip of the old anti-drug slogan. This is the gift for your friend who handles things with humor instead of therapy (or in addition to therapy, we don't judge).
This is sapphic humor with plausible deniability built right in. Wear it to brunch. Wear it to Pride. The Crossed Scissors Tee from Unethical Threads features two scissors crossed like a coat of arms.
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