Heavyweight cotton, real ink, real regret energy. Your friend who shows up to brunch on May 6th in sunglasses, no appetite, swearing they'll never do that again. This tee is just the honest version of that cycle.
Your friend who orders tequila flights "for the table" then drinks all four. The coworker who brings a bottle of Casamigos to the office potluck. Is this a good gift for a tequila lover?. Will the print fade after washing?.
We put it on cotton. If you have to wonder whether the recipient can handle it, they can't. Get them a candle instead. If you've ever been the only person at the Cinco party who gets the irony, this is your uniform.
The I Belong To Mommy Tee from Unethical Threads is a graphic tee for the grown adult who never quite cut the cord. This shirt is for the ones who didn't. The I Belong To Mommy Tee lands differently depending on who opens it, and that's the whole point.
The 2026 Will Be My Year Funny New Year Resolution Tee from Unethical Threads is basically a spreadsheet of your failures, printed on cotton. Every year from 2016 to 2025 crossed out in red because none of those were your year.
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A funny graphic tee that celebrates the gap between good intentions and actual effort. This tee is for the self-aware crowd that knows their carbon footprint is more Sasquatch than sparrow, and they've made peace with it.
Only at Unethical Threads. If your group chat has no boundaries, this is your uniform. It's a hit-and-run in cotton form. Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a collar.
Heavyweight cotton graphic tee with DTG printing. Terrible financial advice, excellent shirt. If they drink tequila and skip therapy, yes. If they do both, also yes. That's not an insult. That's love.