If you've ever ordered a round nobody asked for and felt no guilt about it, this is your uniform. Your tequila might fade the night, but this graphic won't fade on you. It's cheaper than a bottle of Don Julio and way more honest than a gift card.
The Rock Your Cock Out Tee from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like. A graphic tee with the design on the back, saying what you're too polite to say to anyone's face. Subtlety left the building and this shirt held the door open.
The Ankle Monitors Are Sexy Tee is a backprint graphic tee from Unethical Threads for people who think the justice system's hottest accessory goes on your ankle. The design sits on the back of the shirt, so everyone behind you knows exactly where you stand on court-ordered jewelry.
Heavyweight cotton, DTG printed, and designed to make everyone behind you in line deeply uncomfortable. Walk into a room normal. Walk out legendary. Works especially well in waiting rooms, court-mandated classes, and family reunions where everyone already knows.
Who actually wears a Cinco De Mayo hangover shirt?. Unethical Threads made a Cinco De Mayo shirt for the people who celebrate like heroes and suffer like mortals. Heavyweight cotton, unisex fit, no apologies.
Heavyweight cotton, because at least your wardrobe choices can be sustainable. If you've ever described humanity's run as "good while it lasted," this is your uniform. You care about the planet. You just also have eyes.
Heavyweight cotton, DTG printed, sizes S through 4XL. People who survived a Cinco de Mayo that required an apology text to their own body. This is honest reporting, not fashion. Is This a Good Cinco de Mayo Gift?.
Heavyweight cotton, real DTG print, and the kind of joke that makes your parole officer sigh. This is the gift you give when a gift card feels lazy and you want to prove you actually know the person.
Heavyweight cotton, DTG-printed, and way funnier than whatever excuse you were going to use. It's heavyweight cotton with a broken-in feel. Not stiff, not flimsy. The kind of shirt you grab first out of the drawer.
The I'm Not A Cactus Expert But I Know A Prick When I See One Tee is Unethical Threads at peak passive-aggressive. Heavyweight cotton that feels substantial, not like a tissue paper situation. The design is printed on the back.